friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
How i eat in front of my crush :
thefunniestpost: How i eat in front of my friends: Hysterical Blog!
white teenagers: nigga
happybutts: There’s only 1 thing , 2 do, 3 words, 4 you follow my blog
smokeporch: when you open a new tab and can’t remember why GIRLS ONLY, jk kinda!
Everyone else on tumblr: Makes perfect edits & GIFS
Everyone else on tumblr: Has 30,000 followers
Everyone else on tumblr: gets 100's of asks every day
Me: Reblogs stuff
When your crush says Hi...
thefunniestpost: You’re all like: “Okay ill see you later” Then you’re like: Hysterical Blog!
When people say I’m pretty:
thefunniestpost: Hysterical Blog!
When someone reminds the teacher there was...
I change the date on my homework to make it seem... →
When you finally understand Math.
lolsofunny: via lolsofunny=)
Differences between normal people and me:
lolsofunny: Normal people when they laugh: Me: Normal people when they see their idol: Me: Normal people when they know someone likes them: Me : “Why?” Normal people dancing: Me: Normal people walking: Me: Normal people who are pissed off: Me : via lolsofunny=)
When your teacher is announcing your grades
lolsofunny: “I’m gonna fail, I swear I’m gonn—” Teacher: you passed “bitches I told you I was gonna pass” via lolsofunny=)