June 2012
dontworrybekarl:
What clothes does a house wear?
Address.
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
me: who wants to be my girlfriend/boyfriend world: world: world: world: world: me: whoa don’t all shout out at once
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beginning of sentence: omfg
end of sentence: omg
doctor: so how long would you say you're on the computer for?
me: about 7 hours
doctor: a week?
me:
me:
me:
me: ya lets go with that
most-awkward-moments:
niggapus:
half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand
You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
idk why people assume youre jealous of everything... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
i hate spiders that doesnt mean im jealous they have 8 legs and eat flies.
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parasailin-sarahpalin:
everyone has that one retarded friend.
EVERYONE.
